protect_and_survey: (Tiny bit relieved)
Jemma Simmons ([personal profile] protect_and_survey) wrote in [personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-08-13 07:16 am (UTC)

Jemma watches her go, wryly noting that she's heard that comment entirely too many times... but this is the first time it was probably meant literally.

...

It's going to be so terribly hard to not giggle the next time someone says that.

...

Meh, giggle at them anyway, they deserve it. Sweet.

Her thoughts then meander off to a new topic - whatever is a vampire doing with a bathroom in her apartment? Whatever she wants with it, Jemma supposes, but it seems a tad odd. Maybe vampires like showers? She can't imagine why, unless they're not as impervious to hot or cold as some mythology states (boo mythology, yay science) ... This of course leads to the drowsy contemplation of how many biological processes actually change or shut down with vampirism, and lord wouldn't that be embarrassing, being on the rag as a vampire? It'd be like shoving fresh popcorn down one's trousers and marching into a lab full of researchers who haven't eaten in the last twelve or more hours.

Aaaand that'd be what Jemma is snickering about when Pam comes back, yes.

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