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"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems.
Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember:
I can rip your throat out if I need to."

Pam Swynford De Beaufort used to be the madam of a brothel in the early 1900s. Now she is a vampire, and has been one for over 100 years. She is the Progeny of Eric Northman (onceaviking), to whom she is extremely loyal. Mess with her, you mess with him, and vice versa.

And you do not want to mess with her. She dislikes humans and doesn't think very highly of them, but she'll put up with them if she has to. She can be a cold, ruthless bitch, so it's nothing personal if she doesn't give a shit about you and your problems, whatever your species is. If she seems bored with you, that's because she is.

She is tall and blonde, always fabulously dressed. She's a bit lazy, but gets the work done with the minimum amount of effort. She prefers sex with women, yet anyone will do in a pinch. She speaks with a slow, Southern drawl (which tends to disappear if she's speaking to Eric alone), her tone perpetually deadpan and dripping with sarcasm. Her mad face is the same as her happy face.

And she probably hates you.


Abilities: heightened senses; superhuman strength and speed; rapid healing; glamouring (a form of hypnosis); flight.
Weaknesses: silver (weakens and burns like a bitch); sunlight (fatal after prolonged exposure); wooden stake to the heart (true death).


Pam Swynford De Beaufort is from True Blood, and is the property of Alan Ball/HBO. They appear here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.