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Pam Swynford De Beaufort ([personal profile] lazy_but_loyal) wrote2014-09-10 08:56 pm
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Eric was away for the evening.

This meant Pam could use his office.

After Fangtasia opened for business and the night's festivities got underway, Pam assigned a bouncer to the door and told Ginger to keep an eye on the bar. Because there was something Pam had to do. Rather, someone.

She pulled Yvetta off her shift -- assuring her that she'd still be paid her usual wages -- and invited her into Eric's office. Clearing some space on the desk, Pam sat her down, reached up the woman's miniskirt, and did away with her panties.

Fairly soon, in addition to the thumping techno music that reverberated throughout nearly the entire building, a crescendo of gasping, keening cries could be heard through the office door.

...Cries that were cut off by a ringing telephone.

Annoyed, Pam got up and out from between Yvetta's legs. She grabbed the receiver and stepped a few paces away from the table while Yvetta remained where she was, leaning back on her hands.

"Fangtasia," Pam answered, "this better be good."

A hesitant, halting voice was on the other end of the line. "Oh, hi, Pam, it's Jessica Hamby. We talked yesterday? I'm the one who-"

"I remember you perfectly," she snapped. "What is it?"

The hesitation was almost palpable. "Um... Well, I really, desperately need your help. I don't know where Bill is, and gosh, you guys are the only other vampires I know-"

"Spit it out, cupcake. I'm in the middle of something."

Behind her, Yvetta snickered.

"Right," Jessica continued, trying to compose herself. "Um... You remember how I was asking how you would- y'know, what you would do if you, like, killed somebody by accident?"

Pam sighed. "Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?"

"Yes! And that's just the problem! I went to get the chainsaw, and now he's gone."

Okay. That was unexpected.

"What?" she said, one eyebrow arching.

Jessica sounded understandably flustered. "I left for like fifteen minutes and he just disappeared!"

Pam was actually somewhat curious, in that this sort of thing doesn't happen every day, but not so curious to be concerned. Maybe there was a zombie wandering around Bon Temps right now. Who knows? It really is none of her business.

"So the problem you have is that there is no dead body in your house?"

"...Yeah."

"Doesn't sound like a problem to me. Gotta run."

Pam returned to the desk and hung up the phone as Yvetta grinned up at her, eager for her to continue.

"Babies, they're all the same," Pam snorted, smirking. "Now, where were we? Oh, right..."

She placed her cold hands on Yvette's knees and spread them wide.

"Lie back, sweetheart," she purred, sinking lower, "and think of Estonia."


[NOTE: Dialogue taken from True Blood episode 3x03.]
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He is leaning on the door to the office, face washed clean.

Waiting for her.

"How was the night?" He asks.
"Apart from Yvetta."

Smirking.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
He ambles after her, his eyes gliding slowly down her body.

He likes the little leather and fishnet ensemble.

"Your hair looks nice."
Because he always likes her hair.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
"It does," he agrees, as he walks over to stand next to her.
Idly twirling a small section of hair around one of his fingers. His fingertips brushing against her neck.

"Cam you handle this place tomorrow as well? I'd better get an early start."
And he finds that being behind the wheel of a car helps him think. Especially if the music is on.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
His lips twitch a little at the touch.
He is still sore.

"I'll do that," he says. "It shouldn't take more than a couple of hours. Please tell me that some of them are at least borderline interesting."

He could do with some action tomorrow night.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
"But you know what you like," he purrs, close to her ear.
"And if you like it, there's a chance I might as well."

It's not a given. But it comes close.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"And if someone's interesting enough," he whispers, his lips just a fraction away from her skin, "we could always spoil them. And get Ginger to look after the bar for a little while."

They likely won't.

But it's a nice thought.
And fighting always did leave him - keyed up.
Edited 2014-09-13 16:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He reaches past her to push the door open.
"Ladies first. "

It's an old joke. It's still good though.

He keys in the alarm and fishes out his car keys.
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[personal profile] onceaviking 2014-09-13 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
He casts a brief look around the empty and silent room and then he walks through the door as well, letting it shut behind him with a click .